If you really, really want to put Hidden Valley Ranch on everything then they have you covered.
For $50 you can score the Hidden Valley Ranch mini-keg that can be filled with up to 5 liters of ranch dressing (A standard keg is 15.5 gallons). It is 9.7 inches tall with a diameter of 6.3 inches and includes a year supply of Hidden Valley Ranch!
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