The first teaser for “Zoolander 2” hit the web this weekend. It starts with an electronic voice that’s supposed to sound like Stephen Hawking, talking about the Big Bang, and the creation of the human brain.
Then it cuts to Ben Stiller, as Derek Zoolander, asking “the one question that has puzzled mankind since the beginning of time” . . . which is, quote, “If God exists, then why did he make ugly people?”