In a bold step to further clog your arteries, KFC introduced a pizza with a fried chicken crust.
Yes, you read that right. It is not like the hot dog or cheese stuffed half measures of Pizza Hut or the Domino’s Specialty Chicken. The entire crust is deep fried chicken. It is like the mad caloric extension of the BK Chicken Fries. Thankfully, fast food giant does admit that the Chizza is the “craziest thing to happen to chicken and pizza.”
What is the Chizza exactly?
“A box of your favorite KFC chicken fillet topped with pizza toppings – tomato sauce, pepperoni, bell pepper, pineapple bits and cheese.”
Adding insult to injury … pineapple bits? Really?
Oddly enough, the commercial for the Chizza utilizes a parodied version of Gloria Gaynor’s ‘I Will Survive’ with a young man eating 6 chizzas and heading to counter for just one more. Sadly, the actor did NOT survive (okay, maybe I am exaggerating).
No nutritional information was published on the KFC website but it can not be healthy.
Bradford Hornsby is an editor, music writer, web producer, and pop culture blogger for CBS stations in the San Francisco Bay Area. Find him on Twitter at @bradfordhornsby.