The latest in dare eating is now available at Taco Bell’s nationwide.
Taco Bell describes the new Cap’n Crunch Delights as “warm, light pastries, coated with fruity Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries™ cereal and filled with creamy, sweet milk icing.”
Now don’t get me wrong. I love Taco Bell. I generally love it blindly and agree to follow it down the nacho cheese rabbit hole to whatever Mexican-like monstrosity they put in front of me.
I also have always loved Cap’n Crunch even when it shredded the roof of my mouth making each bite sugary torture.
But, I think, this time Taco Bell has gone too far. What is up with “filled with creamy, sweet milk icing?” That sounds horrific.
If you are not like me you can get these balls and their “creamy, sweet milk icing” in packs of two ($1), four ($1.69), and (God forbid) twelve packs ($4.49).
Here is the nutritional info (Like you care).
Cap’n Crunch Berries® Delights™ (2 pack) Nutritional Facts:
Calories from Fat 100
Total Fat (g) 11
Saturated Fat (g) 2.5
Trans Fat (g) 0
Cholesterol (mg) 5
Sodium (mg) 105
Total Carbohydrates (g) 15
Dietary Fiber (g) 0
Sugars (g) 7
Protein (g) 2
Bradford Hornsby is an editor, music writer, web producer, and pop culture blogger for CBS stations in the San Francisco Bay Area. Find him on Twitter at @bradfordhornsby.