“Gillette and Stark Industries, together ushering in the next age of the way you shave your face.”
In a YouTube video published by Gillette, the company has announced their latest line of razors with Avengers-inspired technology. Forget number of blades, moisturizing strips, or swiveling head (Fusion ProGlide FlexBall) – how about having a razor with Tony Stark’s arc reactor technology or the power of Thor the God of Thunder!
Okay, maybe its is a fake commercial with the Avengers: Age Of Ultron hitting theaters on May 1 but they do seem like they would be a cool way to shave.
The Repulsor 1 with Exoblade: “… perpetual energy supply to obliterate face hairs with Unibeam pulse volts, because why not?”
The Gillette XL Gamma: “The XL Gamma gets angry with missed hairs, very angry.”
The Gillette UltraStrike: “… targeting hairs not once, not twice, but up to 87 times.”
The Gillette Thunder: “Thine stubble will face its wrath.”
“From the razor that raised the bar to the razors re-raising that raised bar even higher,” States the ad’s narrator, “Stark Industries and Gillette are bringing immeasurable power into your life, into your home, into your bathroom.”
Watch the fake commercial below.