Are you looking for that special gift for your loved one this holiday season? Are you searching and hunting in pursuit of that incredible gift that will make this Christmas a once-in-a-lifetime event?
Do you know what “starboard” and “ratline” mean and have an extra, oh I don’t know, $50,000 lying around (preferably in golden coins from a recent plundering, one would imagine)?
Then oh man, you’re going to love this.
A fellow in Brisbane is selling a real life pirate ship.
For a small fee (relative to local Bay Area home prices), you can buy a ship equipped with a player piano in a saloon, a 3 inch-thick huge dining table made of rich mahogany, three bedrooms, a galley, and a full bar (obviously). It even comes with one of those big round steering wheels on deck.
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?? You could literally live out your piratey dream.
Plus, this thing sounds like a real wench magnet, so really $50,000 is a bargain.
Want to buy the boat? Make an offer, ya hearty.