If you’ve ever perused the “Shower Thoughts” Reddit subthread, you know that human brains are capable of some real bizarre musings. The thread is responsible for gems like, “I’d actually be much more hesitant to ask my dad for $20 if he was made of money.” and “No matter how far you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.”
They are, essentially, the stuff the internet is made to showcase.
In response, Mashable did what anyone would do and enlisted actor, comedian, noted carpenter, and mustache-haver Nick Offerman to bring to life some of these pithy proverbs in a video.
Check it out below.