Man Cut Out Of Baby Bucket Swing

Over the weekend in Vallejo, a 21-year-old unidentified moron bet his friends $100 that he could fit into a baby swing at a local park.  He lubed up with laundry detergent and slipped into the bucket swing.  Guess what happened next.

According to the story on SFGate, he promptly became stuck.  Swelling and circulation issues made it impossible for him to get out on his own, said Vallejo police Sgt. Jeff Bassett.  And then his friends left him.  (Hahaahahaaaa!)

Nine hours later, at about six o’clock the next morning a groundskeeper heard him screaming for help and called authorities who came to free him.

To add insult to injury, or maybe as I like to believe, because he deserved it, Vallejo firefighters decided the best tactic to go about freeing him was to cut the chains and then transport him to the nearest hospital STILL WEARING THE SWING.  He arrived at Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center, still wrapped in the diaper-like seat.  Firefighters used a cast cutter to finally get the makeshift diaper off of him. The man sustained non-life threatening injuries.

I think he should’ve been made to perform a one-man shame parade through the middle of town.  Still wearing the “diaper-like” bucket swing.

Idiot.

Comments

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

More From Alice@97.3

S&V Podcasts!
Dedicate A Bay Bridge Light
The Looking Glass

Listen Live